Jane the Killer X Reader 7 Minutes in HeavenJane the Killer X Reader 7 Minutes in HeavenJane the Killer X Reader 7 Minutes in Heaven by memowkitty
Your hand lingered over something that felt interesting to you, it was smooth plastic. You couldn't exactly tell what it was so you pulled it out to seee what it was. It was a pair of Blind man's glasses, you put them on and of course couldn't see a thing.
"Whos are these?" you asked taking of your glasses, a woman with long wavy black hair and a very curve figure in a black dress stood infront of you. The most stunning feature she had were her pitch black eyes.
"Those would be mine" she took them from you dropping them into her small black purse that rested on her hips.
"Into the closet now" entering the closet Splendor whispered something to Jane who rolled her eyes from what you could tell from her body language. Splendor closed the door, the light vanished.The closet was as dark as her black eyes.
"I'm happy that someone cute picked my item, not that jackass Jeff" she her pale hand on your shoulder coming closer to you, you face suddenly
the shit i learned in high school1. help clean up the morning after the party.the shit i learned in high school by TheAdequateGatsby
(even if it wasn't you
who smashed tater tots into the carpet
or left crushed beer cans in the flowerbox.
it might as well have been, and
if you're lucky
next time, it will be.)
2. when your phone rings after midnight,
it's never the person you want it to be.
answer it anyway.
and when it's a boy who wants to read poetry and watch meteor showers,
understand that that's probably not all he wants,
and then hang up.
or don't hang up.
trade poems and stars and kisses,
and let it mean nothing or everything.
3. skipping class is never a good idea
unless you're with a friend you love
and you sneak along the railroad tracks to sit and smoke and watch trains pass
or unless you're alone,
and you need to walk and think and drink steaming coffee in the rain
okay, fuck it, skipping class at least once is probably a good idea.
4. don't apologize for asking questions.
5. don't be afraid to disagree.
6. don't get caught.
7. everyone is lonely
Don't StepDon’t step to meDon't Step by Nevarware
I may wear a frilly pink skirt, but I will TAKE YOU in a fight.
Not even because I’m angry, I could just use the exercise
In humility, so throw me your best haymaker, and I’ll take it, because I’ve never had a bone too beautiful to break it. No, throw me to the ground and I’ll memorise the sound because it’s profound that you think your pride can push ME around.
They say words are the way to make a man break. But while you’re focussed on finding a phrase to prove your ego more great, you won’t see my hands palming your hate. Making mental memos of words, mementos of the curse. Those things you think will hurt me that I’ll later ridicule in verse.
Don’t step to me, no.
In fact, you should fear me, my foe.
I fight like a COWARD.
I fight like I fear every moment of pain, like a boy whose stuffed tiger was taken away, like no eye-gouge is too cruel for someone in my way. This isn’t a weekend spar, a
Yes, I Have a PenisYes, I Have A PenisYes, I Have a Penis by Superiorflowerpower
Do not assume (if I hold the door for you),
that I am making a statement
about your inabilities
to open the door for yourself.
If you hold it for me,
I'll say 'thankyou'.
Do not assume (if I pay for the meal),
that I am underestimating
your earning capacity
as a woman.
If you invite me out for a meal,
Do not assume (if I defend your rights),
that I am belittling
the attempts that you have made
to defend your rights yourself.
If you defend my rights,
I'll consider you human.
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