Heavy WeaponsThe thief entered the temple, skulking down the main hall and selecting a small mallet from his satchel. She turned a corner, Coming up to a tall door. Solid oak, it stood an incredible 20 feet tall. The thief walked up to the lock, sized up the keyhole with her index finger and thumb, and SMASHED THE LOCK IN WITH THE MALLET.Heavy Weapons by teambrownie1
“No dickin' around,” she muttered, kicking in the door. She sprinted down the hallway, pausing a moment to inspect the ancient carpet.
“Velvet...” She said. “Might get a goblin team down here later for a full strip.” Nodding her head slightly, she stood back up, strolling farther down the hallway. Coming up to a pedestal with a carved stone dragon head on it, she pushed down on the dragon's tongue, and its open mouth dropped slightly, and a large slot opened in the floor, revealing another rising pedestal. This one held a large battleaxe, gilded, that glowed with a low magenta light. Suddenly, the door flew open again, revealing
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